Why?
Why, Why, Why!
Just a little something for you to ponder over as you go through your day
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
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Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~
****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****
Just a little something for you to ponder over as you go through your day
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
________________________________________
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
________________________________________
Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
________________________________________
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
________________________________________
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
________________________________________
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
________________________________________
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
________________________________________
If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?
________________________________________
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
________________________________________
Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?
________________________________________
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
________________________________________
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
________________________________________
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
________________________________________
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
________________________________________
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
________________________________________
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
________________________________________
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
________________________________________
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
________________________________________
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
________________________________________
~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~
****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Wendy on -
And why do they call it a Permanent, when your hair won't stay that way??? : )
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Permalink Reply by Darrell on -
why do people tell you you should always vote, when the people of your state are mostly of the political party opposite yours such that your vote won't count at all in the electoral college counting process?
why should the 98% of the american people who do all the work for the 2% who have most of the money care about rescuing the economy?
And why is it that ... "in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king; but in the land of the insane, the half-wit is slain?" (pogo)
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Permalink Reply by Suzie Laughlin on -
good questions.
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Permalink Reply by Bullies2Love on -
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Go figures on this one right.
Here is one...why do they have brail on the drive up ATM's. Who is driving?
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Permalink Reply by Darrell on
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bullies:
That might win as the funniest one. It sure gave me a chuckle.
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Permalink Reply by Ashley Phillips on -
why do we keep flicking the switch when we know the light bulb's burnt out?
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Permalink Reply by Darrell on
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ashley:
Believe it or not, I have a downstairs bathroom whose light sometimes takes up to a minute to come on once the switch is flipped. And if you keep repeating the cycle, the time duration lessens. Wierd, huh? (it usually comes on just at the instant I conclude that it must be the bulb)
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Permalink Reply by Ashley Phillips on
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CFLs are great for that. I hate them, but now they're starting to ban all incandescent bulbs.
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Permalink Reply by Ashley Phillips on
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go macgyver on it!
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Permalink Reply by ramona on -
That was cool,my question;why do we cry when we've had to much to laugh,that sometimes even the stomach hurts?
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